Witty sayings for online dating
A man asks a lady friend..do I have to give you to be able to kiss you?Her reply: "chloroform""You ever pour glue on a bird? There's no reason to." - George Carlin"Guys, if you can blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be here all alone tonight...watching an empty stage" - Bill Hicks Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair Said Simple Simon to the pieman"What have you got there?"Said the pieman unto Simon"Pies, dumbass""Some days, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps..." - Emo Phillips"I'm tired of chasing my dreams.I'm just going to ask them where they are headed so we can meet up later" -Mitch Headburg When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and let the rest of the world wonder how the hell you just did one I live my life by I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again,it was probably well worth it. ^^^ probably, because while he's in the forest his girlfriend is texting him for hours, and since there's no reception in the forest, he cannot answer her, so she gets angry because she thinks he is ignoring her...i guess men can't win either way!And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 : " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"Why do brides always wear white...
Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day. O'Rourke Dear men; Actually, our dream isn't finding the perfect guy. All we want is your basic millionaire/brain surgeon/criminal lawyer/ great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns oceanfront property.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rateat which one can die. If you see him withoutan erection, make him a sandwich.